Ok, let’s get to facts. We know you’re planning to go to Amsterdam. Don’t try to bring up the story about the old city and stuff. We all know why you are really going there. Well, to help you sin a little more I come with an advice: if you ever get there and you are open minded enough you must go to a live sex show. I know what you are thinking: You pig, do you think I need something like that? Wait a minute though. We are talking about the Netherlands. If in other places the same show would have involved two priests, three hookers, five midgets and a horse, in Amsterdam this is a very..mundane and civilized thing.

            However, when you go to a sex show you are expecting the worst. Well, it’s not really like that. Here’s how it works:

      You pay the guy (usually bald) at the entrance 25€ and walk through a pretty long hallway. You rub your hands lasciviously, push the black door and enter..a theatre. Because that is your first impression. The long row of chairs and the lightened stage make you stop for a few seconds. Luckily, you have the drinking bar and that stripping bar on the stage that lets you know where you really are.

      You take a seat near the stage, ‘cause you paid 25€ and you want to see everything. You take a glass of whisky in one hand, like men do, and you wait. In a few moments, you already start feeling weird. You haven’t seen so many men in suits since the annual shareholders meeting. Besides, there are a lot of women too. Anyway..the music starts.

      The first lady shows up. A bit plump, I say. A sip of whisky. Hey, she’s not that fat. After 5 minutes of choreographic dance she finally gets rid of the clothes, but just when the smile appears on everyone’s face, she leaves. Hey, where’s the SEX in sex show? Another girl shows up, a bit older but very athletic. She is showing us how to use a banana and a marker if you want to be…creative. The fun starts – she’s picking people from the audience now. Dancing around them. Lucky bastards..or not, because she is hardly touching them. Nothing tacky, and the girl is smiling all the time. It’s an actual relaxing atmosphere. The guys get off the stage, shake hands with the girl and they kiss on the cheek in a civilized way. Cool. Finally, a couple. Bartender, a gin please.

      The music starts, something cheesy but nice. The stars: a muscular Chinese and a cute blondie with a face of an angel. In a few moments everything becomes clear. If these guys have sex, then what I am doing is a bad hora – these guys are really dancing. It’s a choreographic show, as all the former moments. I almost can’t find a thing that’s vulgar. You are feeling as if you are watching an erotic film much too censored and not a live sex show. The crowd is applauding, civilized.

      A Dutch guy who drank a little too much is head over heels for one of the dancers and he is heading towards the backstage. Three friends pick him up, get him out of the bar and apologize for his behavior. Nice. I finish my drink and step out.

      Was I to the theatre or to a live sex show? I have no idea..

I went to Moulin Rouge
Oudezijds Achterburgwal 5
1012 Amsterdam
usually the entrance fee is 35€ drinks included, but we negotiated

There also are:
Casa Rosso – which, some say, it’s more classy
Oudezijds Achterburgwal 106-108
1012 Amsterdam
30€ no drinks or €45 drinks included

and

Bananenbar -I’ll let you think about the reason it’s called like this
Oudezijds Achterburgwal 37
1012 Amsterdam
45€ per hour (it’s enough, after an hour the show starts over), drinks included

      The rumor is that Amsterdam is planning to close the sex show theatres, a large number of windows (you know which windows I’m talking about) and even coffee shops. The world is coming to an end..

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   The only ‘must’ in order to jump is not to have any heart problems or major health problems. Most of the centers give you an instruction before blowing you up the tunnel. Don’t worry, it is not dangerous and you can breath normal. Even young kids can do it. The experience is cheaper than bungee jumping.

   Romania doesn’t have such a center yet, but we found some in other places in Europe. If you get around there, don’t skip this experience.

   At a real jump, the free fall lasts about 30 seconds. So don’t get scared if the “jump” doesn’t last long.

This is what it’s about::

If you want to, you can learn how to do it and practice it in:

England

  In Milton Keynes at 87km from London – www.airkix.com – 45€ for a 2 minute flight

  In Bedford at 92km away from London, pretty close to Milton Keynes -www.bodyflight.co.uk – they say they are the largest center. Moreover, these guys have other ‘goodies’ for us – 45€ for 2 flights of 1’15”

France

  In Paris at www.aerokart.com – the flight lasts 2,5 minutes and costs 70€. Bonus: they also have a kart lane

The Netherlands

  In Roseendaal at 143km from Amsterdam and 106km from Brussels – www.indoorskydive.com – 50€ for 2 sessions for 60 seconds each.

Spain

  At Alcantarilla Air base 14km from Murcia City and 230km from Valenica. 41€ for a 2 minute flight.

Germany

  In Bottrop –www.indoor-skydiving.com. The prices start from 49€, while the tunnel is entirely made of glass and it’s the taller of this sort.

  60 km from Dusseldorf www.air-power-arena.de. A training session is 50€, it’s compulsory and includes a 3 minute flight.

Russia

  In Chekov at www.realfly.ru where 2 minutes of adrenalin costs 30€.

In Moscow, however, at www.bodyflightmoscow.com a one minute flight costs 13€.

The United Arab Emirates

  In Abu Dhabi – www.indoorskydiving.ae – 2 minutes are 37€

Serbia

   In a nice city which is very close to Romania: Novidsad – www.skydivenovisad.com – 20€ for 3 minutes

Latvia

  47 km from Riga – www.aerodium.lv – 21€ for 2 minutes

Switzerland

  Somewhere in Rümlang - www.bodyflying.ch – 70€ for an hour and a half lesson.

Croatia

  In Novi Golubovec, but it looks like it’s also possible in Zagreb: www.vugrek-skydive-simulator.com – approximately 55€ per person.

Turkey

  In Istanbul – 30€ for 3 minutes.

Unfortunately, they don’t have a website. Contact: Carnaval Organization
carnaval.org@hotmail.com
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*If indoor skydiving seems too dangerous, tell us and we will have a special article for you about where you can play bridge..